Post by coffee on Sept 20, 2005 17:55:55 GMT -5
Well, I got this in an e-mail and started posting it on my favorite forums. I don't know if this should go here, but what the hey, here it goes.
This is really funny by the way (if you have a single humor bone in your body).
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, we need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...........
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = giddy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chin-chin
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goofy
p = dummy
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = monster
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = burp
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = worm
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = cheesy
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = fluffy
n = chunks
o = looney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = bottom
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My name is Snotty (Joseph) and Crusty (Joe) Gizzar Head.....
; What is yours?
??
...........
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
This is really funny by the way (if you have a single humor bone in your body).
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, we need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...........
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = giddy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chin-chin
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goofy
p = dummy
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = monster
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = burp
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = worm
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = cheesy
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = fluffy
n = chunks
o = looney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = bottom
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My name is Snotty (Joseph) and Crusty (Joe) Gizzar Head.....
; What is yours?
??...........
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
